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Similarities Between Biking and Sex

  • Posted Aug 28, 2002

  • It's easy to make mistakes when mounting under the influence of alcohol.
  • Curves are best when they're hard and tight.
  • It's most fun to finish together.
  • There are times when a battery operated one would be appreciated.
  • Lubricate your equipment before every ride, and clean it up afterwards.
  • You're always sore after a good, hard ride.
  • It's not the quality of your tool, but how well you use it.
  • Most people spend more time talking about it than actually doing it.
  • If you go too fast, you can slide right off the track.
  • The key to endurance is to find a rhythm.
  • The patch is where the rubber makes contact with the track.
  • Novices don't seem to last very long when riding.
  • Protection is 85% effective at keeping another brainless drooler from entering the world.
  • Protection is most important if you don't know the trail very well and don't know what to expect.
  • With tubulars, if things get hot enough the rubber can slip right off your equipment, with clearly undesirable results.
  • Pace yourself!
  • Its something you can do yourself, but is more fun with a partner.
  • Always communicate your intentions when riding with a partner.
  • Some people are so dumb that you wonder why you don't need a license to ride.
  • The equipment that BMX'ers use just seems too small to do the job.
  • An important factor in comfort, there is much question over riding position.
  • It's something you can do on your own, but it's more fun with a partner.
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