Buffoonery returns! Shiver On The River 2022, the premier event of the season complete with low grade idiocy, pointless jackassery and top fuel feats of trivial competitionism is offered for your entertainment. As always, you will have the opportunity to compete in a confusing menagerie of games and exhibitions, each one more insignificant than the last. Those who are less inclined towards the rugged individualism that is required for the competitive aspects are invited to stand by and encourage the more active attendees with invigorational toasts and irreverent jeers.
You have all the information you need. Fortune favors the bold. Come to the river; be all that you can be and even less.
TLDR: Captain Roy’s and Freylack Entertainment, winter festival by the river, outsideness, partyness, all the food, all the drinks, dance party afterwards.