Police arrested a cyclist whose genitals were hanging too low to be considered an accident, according to a police report.
An
officer driving in the 1300 block of Guthrie Avenue at 5:45 p.m.
Tuesday spotted a man wearing only a pair of red shorts pedaling
westbound. He was headed toward an intersection with 10 to 15 occupied
cars, but his penis and testicles were clearly hanging out of the leg of
his shorts, the report states.
The cyclist continued past the officer with his genitals still in clear view.
"At
this point, I assumed that this male was either intending to expose
himself to the general public, or was intoxicated, or had a mental
condition and was not aware that his genitals were fully exposed," the
officer wrote.
When the squad car turned around, activating its
lights, the cyclist pulled over and put his genitals back inside his
shorts. The officer took this to mean that the man knew "exactly what he
was doing," according to the report.
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